During my time as a concierge I.T. guy, I received a referral to a female theatrical agent at a big 3 agency we’ll call Shari. When I walked in the door she tried to kiss me. Fucking weird.
ME: Hey, whoa. I’m just the I.T. guy
SHARI: What? Do I disgust you? Do I make you sick?
When things go that sideways, it’s best to keep going and not add to the weirdness. I give her the…
