Being John MalkovichDuring my time as a concierge I.T. guy, I received a referral to a female theatrical agent at a big 3 agency we’ll call Shari. When I…Dec 2, 2020Dec 2, 2020
Grad NightRecently I was talking with some old friends and I asked them what they did on grad night. Almost none of them could seem to remember…Aug 13, 2019Aug 13, 2019
MY GIRLFRIEND THE SLAVE TRADERA few years back I was taking a Wednesday off to play golf with a friend at Brentwood Country Club in Los Angeles.Jul 14, 2019Jul 14, 2019
THE DWARF AUDITIONOne of my dirty little secrets for the past dozen or so years is that, time permitting, I audition and occasionally work as a commercial…Jun 22, 2019Jun 22, 2019
PINK FLOYD, THE FERRARI & THE CLAPHow did you lose your Virginity? It’s a question I’ve always liked to ask people. Friends, women, men. Everyone. The stories are usually…Jun 10, 2019Jun 10, 2019
BOOBS, BEAR SPRAY & ROAD RAGE1996ish?: I somehow got invited to the Playmate of the Year party at the newly opened Sky Bar at the Mondrian Hotel on Sunset Blvd. There…Oct 10, 2018Oct 10, 2018
MEETING MY EXES PARENTSSome years back I dated this Chinese girl called Kim. We’d been together for over a year and it was time to meet her parents. Having always…Sep 18, 2018Sep 18, 2018
Chance encounter with Peter O’TooleI met Peter O’Toole once when I was a teenager at Gatwick airport. He was reading the paper in an impeccable cream Saville Row suit, white…Sep 5, 2018Sep 5, 2018
THE SECRET TO OUTLIVING EVERYONE YOU’VE EVER KNOWN.Seven or so years ago, I was in Palm Springs for a weekend (as I am wont to do) & decided to visit with my Great Aunt Ide. She was, give or…Aug 22, 2018Aug 22, 2018
Kenny G, the Hat & the Bordeaux Soaked MomA few years ago, my friends mom, who was going through a high profile divorce, asked if I would come by and take some natural light photos…Aug 20, 2018Aug 20, 2018
MY GIRLFRIEND THE SLAVE TRADERA few years back I was taking a Wednesday off to play golf with a friend at Brentwood Country Club in Los Angeles.Aug 15, 2018Aug 15, 2018
Bill Clinton, The Model & The Dalai LamaTo say that I have an interesting group of friends is like saying Antonio Stradivari made a half decent fiddle.Aug 13, 2018Aug 13, 2018
